Upload any cannabis COA. Alem reads every panel — cannabinoids, terpenes, contaminants — and delivers an intelligence report that tells you exactly what's there, what's missing, and what it means.
Your lab report is full of precise, rigorous chemistry — and almost no one can read it. Numbers like "THCA 26.39 wt%" or "TPN-MYR-OCI" mean nothing without context. Chemistry this important deserves a translation.
Upload any COA — PDF, image, or scan. We read every compound, check every panel, and return a permanent report with plain-English explanations built into every data point.
A complete chemistry report with hover-to-learn annotations on every compound, every metric, every score. Over 50 interactive data points. Free, always.
Every Alem report is also a chemistry lesson. We believe patients and clinicians deserve to understand the science behind their medicine — not just receive numbers on a page. Our tooltips, narratives, and annotations are designed to teach, not just display.
The same chemistry means different things to different people. Alem generates four distinct intelligence views from a single COA upload — each optimised for its audience, each immediately actionable.
The chemistry in your COA tells a precise, complete story — about potency, safety, terpene character, and product integrity. That story deserves to be read. Alem COA Analyzer exists because chemistry this important should be accessible to everyone holding the document.
Not medical advice. Alem Chemical Intelligence reports are generated exclusively from the chemical data contained within the submitted Certificate of Analysis. All analysis, scoring, terpene characterisations, cannabinoid descriptions, and effect direction inferences are informational in nature and do not constitute medical advice, clinical recommendations, or therapeutic guidance. Always consult a qualified healthcare professional before making any decisions about medicinal cannabis use, prescription, or dosage adjustment.
Chemistry only. This report reflects the chemistry documented in the submitted COA at the time of laboratory testing. It does not account for individual patient physiology, tolerance, consumption method, product batch variation, storage conditions post-testing, or any other factor that may influence therapeutic outcomes. The same chemical profile may produce very different effects in different individuals.
Effect direction is observational, not clinical. Terpene-based effect direction inferences (e.g. "Uplifting / mentally active") are derived from observational correlations between terpene chemotypes and self-reported experiences. They are not based on randomised controlled trials conducted on this specific product. They represent a directional, population-level signal — not a personal clinical prediction.
Safety data limitation. If a safety panel is listed as "Not Tested" in this report, it means that data was not present in the submitted COA. This is not a confirmation of product safety. Products without pesticide, heavy metal, or microbial testing should not be assumed compliant. Always request complete safety documentation from your producer or pharmacist before use.
For Healthcare Professionals and adults over 18 only. Medicinal cannabis is a regulated substance in Australia and internationally. Regulations vary by jurisdiction. This tool is intended to support informed conversations, not to replace licensed healthcare provider guidance. Alem Solutions complies with all applicable Australian TGA regulations. The information on this platform is for informational purposes only.
No liability. Alem Solutions Pty Ltd accepts no liability for decisions made based on intelligence reports generated by this system. Reports are provided as-is, based on the accuracy of the submitted document. We do not verify laboratory credentials, authenticate COA documents, or guarantee the accuracy of OCR-extracted chemical data.